Vichekesho vya Wakenya – Kiswahili na Kiingereza

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Vichekesho vya je wajuaWAKENYA TUNATAKA PRESIDENT IKO NATIMIZA MABO HAYA:-

  1. Introduce petrol ya satchet kwa watu wa vitz
    na probox..(no offense)

… 2. Wapunguze bei ya mutura na mahindi choma
juu wanatumia gas kuchoma.

  1. Siku za mwizi ziongezwe from 40 to 70 juu
    kumekauka.
  2. Bei ya iphone ireduce juu mtu alishaa bite
    hiyo apple.
  3. Tissue paper itolewe hiyo second sheet.
    (inakuwanga ya nini by the way?)
  4. Ile light huwanga “at the end of the tunnel”
    izimwe to save energy.
  5. Ma subscribers wa Safcom wote warudishiwe
    hiyo “bob” ikokwa jina la Collymore. Huyo
    jamaa anakula bob kwa kila subscriber, siyo poa,
    inafaa abaki tu Collymore.
  6. Miguna Miguna anyanganywe jina moja
    wapatie wenye hawana majina kama Nameless.

9.Gava ifungue Mr. Broke coz hatuwezani na Mr.
Price

  1. Bei ya doughnut ibaki vilevile but wapunguze au wazibe ile
    shimo ya kati
  • Bei ya soda ipunguzwe coz haikuwangi imejaa
    ama wajaze
  • The road to success ikuwe super highway ndio
    wasee wafike haraka

  • Atoe remix ya national anthem iwe na beats za Heart & Soul riddim.

  • Wapunguze fare ya kwenda S.africa kwa ndege juu ni mteremko ndege haitumii mafuta

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    Toa maoni yako juu ya Vichekesho vya Wakenya – Kiswahili na Kiingereza kwa kutumia nafasi hapo chini ilipoandikwa ACHA MAONI

    ACHA MAONI

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